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What a D Bag

November 18th, 2009

How stupid can you be? Well if you are a mediocre WR in the NFL, apparently quite stupid. First, you officially change your name from Chad Johnson to Chad Eight Five, not eighty-five like his jersey number, but eight five. I do not know a whole lot of Spanish, but if I was going to change my name using a foreign language, I would probably get the wording right. To steal an award from South Park, he wins Douche Bag of the Universe. But wait, there is more. He recently sent a tweet to UFC head honcho Dana White that he wants to fight his #1 and #2 fighter. I do have to give him some credit, he wants the fight to be for charity. If the Bengals let him do this, and I hope they do, maybe he can change his name to Chad No Se Puede Andar. With teammates like this, I can see LJ flourishing in the Nati.

Matt

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